911 is not Fursday Funny

But Bush thought the day ended on a humorous note. Let’s see, while the rest of us were reeling from shock and trying to figure out how to explain to our kids that we had been attacked and thousands of people were probably dead- Bush thought the day made for mad-cap shenanigans involving the Secret Service.

Noonan: So the day starts in tragedy and ends in Marx Brothers.

President Bush: That’s right — we got a laugh out of it.”

Nice that he could sleep that night though- he may have been the only one in the country who did.

Organic Sex?

The wingnuts, in an effort to appear full of crunchy goodness, are on an organic sex kick. But what is this organic sex thing- does it mean only fucking on unbleached, organic cotton sheets? No. Maybe only having sex in national parks- like Yellowstone? Nah. How ’bout using all natural lubes with organic herb enhancements? Nope.

It’s just a rehash of the same old crap. Organic sex is sex without birth control, because birth control is Un.Nat.Ur.AL. The only form of birth control acceptable to the fundies is the one that doesn’t work, the rhythm method.

I could get into a long diatribe about how stupid this is, but I think you should watch this and see for yourself.

Fear what I say, not what I do…

In a move that makes sense only in a parallel universe- the Department of Homeland Insecurity and Fear Mongering is cutting anti-terror funding to cities with high security concerns, like New York, Washington DC and Seattle (remember, before 911 there was a plot to blow up the Space Needle in 2000- not to mention we do have a large port).

“It doesn’t seem to make sense,” Bichsel said. “New York is down 40 percent? Washington? Again, the money is not following the threat level.”

It does make sense if you are trying to spread the moolah to your red state supporters.