I am covered in the filth of war, lint sticks to me like the brains and blood splatter of a defeated foe. And defeat it I finally did!

There is lint everywhere. It trails from laundry room to kitchen to here- right in front of my desk. But it no longer blocks the path to true freedom and clean, dry laundry. It was a hard fought campaign. The Royal Family had been reduced to wearing the undies at the back of the dresser drawers and not exactly matching outfits. The carnage was fantastic and I was reduced to little better than an appliance butcher in order fight the fiendish chenille threads and downy fluff. I reached into the belly of the machine and blindly took the lint down. It was a sacrifice, but it is now done.

A few minutes ago I pulled out the first load from the newly conquered dryer. It was warm and clean and most importantly- dry. I buried my face in the cloth and breathed in the soap scented sweetness. Hallelujah!

Bush email to Brown- Thanks for taking it up the ass for me on Katrina!

As you can see- it’s Friday and I can’t seem to muster up the bitchy to write about anything serious. So I’m seeking travel advice.

In July I’m heading off to the Yucatan peninsula for a few weeks, flying in and out of Cancun. I have little desire to spend more than a day or two in Cancun. I may go down to Belize and/or Guatemala. Anyone been traveling that way before? Got suggestions for must see stuff? I am definitely going to Merida and would like to make it out to Palenque (sighs for Mayan ruins).

Moderate Christians need to restore image.

Are we ahead of the curve or right on top of it? Christian or not, I think we should welcome this effort!

BTW, I post comments at the PI under “wsdeek”.

This guy was the king of bitter and sarcastic, until he got married and happy. Fucker.

Lyrics:
Don’t tell me you don’t know what love is
When you’re old enough to know better
When you find strange hands in your sweater
When your dreamboat turns out to be a footnote
I’m a man with a mission in two or three editions

1. The Goats- Hip-Hopola
2. Talking Heads- Take me to the river
3. They Might be Giants- Put your hand inside the puppet head
4. Franz Ferdinand-Van Tango
5. Marimba Conjunto Espija de Oro- La Jota
6. Squirrel Nut Zippers-Pallin with Al
7. The Ramones- I wanna be your boyfriend
8. Neko Case- I wish I was the moon
9. Paperboys- Still the night
10. The Magnetic Fields- If you don’t cry

Feel free to divulge your deepest, darkest secrets in comments. I promise I won’t tell.

I don’t know how I have managed to miss the Museum of Bad Art. It is truly a thing of wonder (though not beauty).

from playing with the church sign generator.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=924zmIi55P8&search=progressive%20whites

try this link

Now that’s progressive!