Al Gore is on SNL as the president in an alternative universe where gas is down to 19 cents a gallon because cars run on trash instead.
Ahhhhhhhhh. I miss him. I want to live in that alternate universe, even if giant glaciers are on theattack and California is part of the new country of Mexifornia.
And in this world, Bushy is the baseball commisioner.
Quick- somebody Youtube the clip. Please, pretty please. 
UPDATE: Crooks and Liars has the clip- go watch it!
Newsweek is reporting that Cheney was obsessed with Joe Wilson after Wilson wrote in the NY Times about the yellowcake falsehoods. Cheney’s notes (written in the margins of the newspaper article Wilson wrote) show that Cheney maybe much more central to the leak investigation than has previously been made public.
A CIA employee for 20 years, Mary McCarthy, who was fired for allegedly talking to the press, is sure that CIA people are lying when they claim no knowledge of torture and abuse of prisoners.
Rove is about to be indicted. Dusty Foggo had his house searched by the FBI.
Illegal wiretapping and data mining are just the tip of the iceberg in constitutional violations. But we will never know more because the Justice Department can’t get security clearance to investigate the wiretapping, effectively making the investigation pointless.
Bush’s approval ratings are at 29% (before the phone call data mining story came out).
And still the dems in power sit on their fucking hands. Pelosi has said that impeachment is off the table.
All I can say is Impeach The Mother Fucker Already! ITMFA!
The Seattle Times has a brief (and by no means comprehensive) article about the state of the economy, or how is it that record setting stock markets and profit margins aren’t making people feel better about the economy.
Experts agree that U.S. economic growth exceeds historic norms. In late April,the Commerce Department reported a sizzling first-quarter annual growth rate of4.8 percent in gross domestic product (GDP), the broadest measure of theeconomy. Unemployment, at 4.7 percent, hovers near all-time lows.
Like I said- it’s the disparity stupid!
The same week that the robust GDP numbers came out, the government also reported that worker compensation pay and benefits increased in the first quarter at an annual rate of only 2.4 percent, the slowest rate in seven years. That figure, Bernstein said, suggests that workers’ wages aren’t keeping pace with gains during past economic expansions.
So wages aren’t keeping up with inflation (nothing new there), employers don”t want to pay higher wages because they 1) have to keep up with globalization and 2) are paying more towards healthcare (all while employer provided healthcare is becoming more rare- 45% of Americans don’t have health insurance at all).
Let’s look at some numbers:
In 2004 (the last year that census numbers aravailablebe for) the number of people living in poverty rose to 12.7% or 37 million people. That was the 4th straight year in a row that the number went up. The US also has the largest percentage of people living in poverty in the developed world. How’s that for the American dream? (And why do I have to get my numbers from British newspapers?)
The top 20 per cent of earners take over half the national income. At the same time the bottom 20 per cent took home just 3.4 per cent
The United States has 269 billionaires, the highest number in the world
These statistics all use the government’s guidelines for poverty thresholds which haven’t been changed since 1955 and don’t include health care, child care, housing and transportation (according to Duke Professor David Brady– who may have to go on my hot brains list). If Brady’s numbers were used instead, the poverty rate is closer to 17%.
But back to the Seattle Times article. If we are in an economic boom with low unemployment- why aren’t wages climbing faster?
“As the expansion progresses, wages tend to catch up to productivity growth, and eventually the growth rate of wages exceeds that of productivity. … We are moving into that phase,” Lazear told the Hudson Institute, a conservative policy-research center.
However:
Martin Regalia, chief economist for the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, said he thinks the economy will slow in the second half of this year.
So if the economy is looking at a near-future slowdown and wages have yet to catch-up, what happens next?
And what about the middle class (I should put that in quotes since the middle class is on it’s way to Dodo level extinction). Yet another article in the Seattle Times claims that middle class families are going into debt not by racking up expensive purchases like plasmaTVs, but on basics like housing and healthcare.
In the past five years, the costs of medical care, housing, food, cars and household operations rose 11.2 percent, the study said. Many families are trying to make up the difference by borrowing, said Christian Weller, author of the report and a senior economist at the center. “Very little can be explained by frivolous consumer spending,” Weller said.
How screwed up does our country have to be that there are record corporate profits while average families are going deeper into debt just trying to maintain their lifestyle? We have levels of economic disparity in this country that haven’t been seen since right before the Great Depression, and war spending isn’t pulling us out of the hole this time.
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Chicks In Chain Mail (I am told) is da bomb. Perhaps also a fashion statement; just keep the sword in view so you dont’t get busted for carrying a concealed weapon!
I have to admit it- I love the Stranger’s new pro or con polls. Last week it was honkies, this week functional alcoholics! Like DeeK said about honkies- some of my best friends are functional alcoholics, so I guess I’m pro!
And it turns out that honkies are the root of all evil. 
The subject of this (Fursday) post should offer a clue to my relative absence. Even the post could be a little geeky:
How does a UNIX Guru have sex?
unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep
Fake romance novel covers – click title for more and enjoy!
You’ve all heard by now the news that the Decider has been monitoring phone records of thousands of Americans. No- you haven’t? Then go read this.
On one happy note, my phone company (the people in charge of both home and cell and internet, who have been bilking me for fat wads of cash for years) Qwest, is the only company that refused to participate because they weren’t sure of the legal ramifications.
My cell phone contract is up in a few months- guess who I’m sticking with.
