Such easy pickins, son! Is this the ‘Read my Lips’ of 43?

Ok, ok, ok, one more for the kids and then I really must go pretend like I am actually working. See, even the Red Queen has to whore herself out for a paycheck. Damn- why can’t I get a stipend like the British Royalty.

So Fun Random Facts About Dick Cheney:

I am still trying to figure out how he masterbates with dead babbies and live puppies. Click on the link to see even more fun.

The Ministry of Unknown Science makes me giggle with Von Cobuli!

For those of you who are about my age- you may remember the velveeta cheesy-ness that was AC Slater from Saved By the Bell.
Team Tiger Awesome has recaptured the “hey mama”s with it’s series- 28 days slater. The plot goes something like this- the evil Brandon Tartikoff has implanted a microchip in Mario Lopez brain so that he thinks he is AC Slater every February.

I was so digging the Boys to Men dance along. Makes me think of sweaty high school dances (just the booze and illegal drugs are missing.)

Alright kids- shuffle your playlist and answer the following questions:

1. How does the world see you? The Clash- Remote Control (I would prefer The Clash- complete Control, but even the RQ has to delegate sometimes)
2. Will I have a happy life? Death Cab- Champagne in a paper cup (Juries still out on this- nice title but sad song)
3. What do my friends really think of me? Squirrell Nut Zippers- Memphis Exorcism (Does this have anything to do with Mephistopheles I wonder?)
4. Do people secretly lust after me? Franz- You could have it so much better (They never lust secretly, maybe it would be better if they did)
5. How can I make myself happy? Ted Leo -The one who got us out (Hell ya- I always wanted to lead my own revolution)
6. What should I do with my life? The Clash- Lose This Skin(Huhmmmmm)
7. What is some good advice for me? Franz- Eleanor put your boots on (The RQ needs to travel- but we all knew that)
8. How will I be remembered? Squirrell Nut Zippers- Hot Christmas (This is what I get for just adding the entire SNZ folder- the Christmas album shows up)
9. What is my signature dancing song? The Clash- Broadway (This is not a dancing song- what gives?)
10. What do I think my current theme song is? The Smiths- Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me (I swear I’m not that morose- REALLY)
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Squirrell Nut Zippers- Hanging Up My Stockings (More with the Christmas- ahhhhh)
12. What song will play at my funeral? Elliot Smith -Stupidity Tries (Thanks Guys- love the reminder that life is futile- nihilism rocks)
13. What type of men/women do you like?Squirrell Nut Zippers- Lovers Lane (That’s Right- all the ones I can make out with)
14. What is my day going to be like? The New Pornographers- Fake Headlines (How is that different from any other day?)
15. What will tomorrow bring? The Clash- Cheat (That works for me- cheat cheat if you can’t win!)

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Freedom of Speech Enhanced:

Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, speaks to laborers on International Laborers Day in Tehran, Iran on Wednesday April, 26, 2006. Khamenei said Wednesday that if the United States attacked Iran, U.S. interests around the world would receive uranium enriched lumps of coal this Christmas, state-run Tehran television reported.

The kicker is that it sounds to me like they just want to re-name the thing…

So here’s a little lesson in Free Market Economics from Tom The Dancing Bug

Hello, my name is the Red Queen and I am addicted to Sitemeter.

It started innocently enough. I just wanted to see if anyone else was checking out our blog. But it has escalated into an obsession. I check it all the time. I check it in the morning, at night, at work.

I think I need help.

I seem to be posting for the post inhibited today. This was pulled out of comments. Hopefully phuxtiq will go accept the damn invite so he can post these himself in the future.

phuxtiq said…
Sean Young was so hot in that… If she’s thirsty I’m sure my mono-testicular ball sweat would make a tasty beverage.

“A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then, that is is the year 10191. The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam the Fourth, my father. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel. The Spacing Guild and its navigators, who the spice has mutated over 4000 years, use the orange spice gas, which gives them the ability to fold space. That is, travel to any part of the universe without moving. Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you. The spice exists on only one planet in the entire universe. A desolate, dry planet with vast deserts. Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Fremen, who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. The planet is Arrakis, also known as Dune.

“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….. Was Frank trying to tell us something???

“A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then, that it is the year 2006. The known universe is ruled by the President of the United States of America. In this time, the most precious substance on the planet is Oil. Oil extends life. Oil expands consciousness. Oil is vital to travel. OPEC and its navigators, who the Oil has mutated over hundreds of years, use the black crude, which gives them the ability to fold cash. That is, travel to any part of the planet and flaunt their clout. Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you. The Oil exists only in one region on the entire planet. A desolate, dry place with vast deserts. Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Iraqis, who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. What they got was George Bush… Sorry guys better luck next time.”